Monday, 30 May 2016
Epimoan 22 Ron Bovi : Plus One
'It's been a whiiiiile..' but the boys are back to ponder the mortality
and morality of turtles, tingling in the shower and general Friday the
13th shenanigans.
Epimoan 21 Respitabix And Ween
Sam puts himself in a terrorist's underpants. Adam needs waking up (and
saving). Thanks to some insight from Dan Dan the EE Man, the boys work
on their pronunciation.
Epimoan 20 Several Lindas
Sam and Adam apologise for recent celebrity deaths, explore their
admiration for Strang & Buting and investigate the repurposing of
motorway service favourite "Little Chef". Also, a life-changing decision
to 'click more things'.
Epimoan 19 Masticating Titroverts
Adam and Sam see in the
New Year in the most traditional of ways - forging celebrity autographs,
pondering on where to place their 'gasm' and dirty-talking like
Clarkson would. Merry 2016!
Epimoan 18 Yules Be Sorry
In this bumper-sized Epimoan more voices than usual are gathered around the table to partake in some Christmas cheer. Fuelled by 9 questionably flavoured cocktails, the gangpartake in seasonal shenanigans (mostly using Sean Connery accents) that you can play along with at home. Drink responsibly though, or you'll end up like Sam did.
Epimoan 17 MilkybarTray ManKid
The boys set up in a kitchen to present TESTOSTERMOAN to an underwhelmed
live audience. Sam tries to embody 'ruggedly creepy' while Adam wonders
what became of Bill Buchan's photos. Nobody in the room thinks to say
'chicken drumPRICKS', unfortunately.
Epimoan 16 Dan Dan The EE Man
Sam has a long overdue train story. Adam is out-cooled by Norwegian
teens. The boys talk proverbs, blue cheese and a super salesman.
Dedicated to Dan Dan.
Epimoan 15 Lundundurwur
Before Sam moves to London, Adam has devised some 'trials' to see if he
is worthy. The boys navigate The London Tube, talk milk, and attempt to
learn some local lingo; all while NOT having chlamydia.
Epimoan 14b #respect4mull
Adam wants to move to the woods. Sam has a dating encounter. Talk of
celebrity crushes sparks a reboot that Nickelodeon didn't even know they
wanted. Also, 'dad bods'.
Epimoan 13 Rhubarb Thighgap
The first airing of Fox & Tingle! If you need other reasons to
listen: questionable supermarket purchases, what goes on between your
legs and a faux pas. Bouts of cramp included.
Epimoan 12 Spock, Fox & Tingle
The rudest one yet ! To celebrate a year of podding, the boys get giddy.
Adam tracks down the Gladiators off of Saturday evening telly and Sam
has a list of things that make him sad. There's much talk of bodily
functions and fluids.
Epimoan 11 World War Nan
The boys figure out what it means to 'get beef'. Adam awards himself
cult status and Sam presents the concept of 'documented sermon orgasms'.
Stephen King gets out-King'd.
Epimoan 10 Stop Playing With My Chakras
From The Bierkeller in Leeds, the boys grab a stein (or two) and have a
whine. As Adam gets distracted by the jukebox, Sam tries to keep things
on track with fecal-related talk. Other topics up for discussion are
toothbrushes, subtitles and 'dickwigs'.
Epimoan 9 Lumbersexual Manspreaders
The boys kick off the new year by predicting what TV shows might appear
on the Christmas 2015 listings. Adam teaches Sam about getting rugged
and groomed, but also keeping tabs on your 'ball-lag'.
Epimoan 8 It's Always CrispMESS in Philadelphia
The boys feel underprepared, but still attempt to get in the festive
spirit. Adam accidently discovers the next YouTube sensation, Audra
Fisher, and Sam channels his inner crisp sommelier.
Epimoan 7 Beerstrogen
The boys descend on Hogarths in Bolton to talk beer, booze and bevvies
with head brewer Alex. In usual Testostermoan fashion, the discussion
takes a tangent into a possible new bromance, words that would look good
on t-shirts and a case of "Old Cripple Cock'. #rendezbrew
Epimoan 6 Br**chC**t
Adam tries to get Sam to come round to his way of thinking, via the
medium of game show. There's talk of heartbreak, fame and brunch. A lot
of talk about brunch. And a lot of swearing.
Epimoan 5 In Anout
Adam shows a lack of community spirit. Sam goes "Freaky Friday" with a
90s Australian soap star. The boys invent the game show that could
relaunch Vernon Kay's career.
Epimoan 4 Misanthropocalypse
Adam hates everything. Sam tries to develop 'Zombie Weapon Top Trumps'
and guest voice Danny literally overuses the word 'literally'.
Epimoan 3 Always The Bridesmaid, Never Groomed
The boys talk about 'extras' at the barbers. Adam struggles with deodorant and Sam wonders where one might buy horse placenta.
Epimoan 2 The Phantom Mannequin
Adam geeks out over movies that pre-date Sam, who is more concerned
about Japanese molemen and whether the Pope will 'catch 'em all'.
Epimoan 1 Bad Aptitude Baracus
Sam and Adam discuss underwear and cutlery organisation, have their
career paths chosen by the Koreans and discover some 'fun' Hitler
trivia.
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